cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via boku-no-sweden)

dirkstriderschoicebooty:

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

• Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

• Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

• When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

• If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

• Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

• Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

• Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

• Do not harm little children.

• Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

• When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

“Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself”— FUCKING THIS. If you have other options, stop bitching and start making changes.

littleaphheadcanons:

France has an Instagram account, composing of selfies, food and fashion. Mainly selfies. 

Spain and Prussia once stole his phone and ruined it with stupid/ugly pictures of themselves, each one with around 50 tags.

Favorite Movies: Tangled (2010)

Flower gleam and glow, let your powers shine. Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine. Heal what has been hurt, change the fates design. Save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine. What once was mine.

(via redwins)

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

(via boku-no-sweden)

ipoog:

egberts:

what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out

(via boku-no-sweden)

(Source: many-eyes, via teaandcharcoal)

hella is a very accurate amount

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(Source: beware-of-your-enemy, via the-vashta-nerada)

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officialdogblog:

follow for more sick burns

(Source: circumcisions, via heroburger)

brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

(via united-states-of-americunt)

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

(via himaryua)

ultrameow:

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

oh god i just had an anthrpologasm

(Source: mansonyouth, via boku-no-sweden)

billfuckinghader:

“eat healthier”

“you should exercise more”

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